Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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