You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It was confusing and full of hummus
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
