therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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