I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Someone signed my nipple.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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