it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
this hospital has no fireball
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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