who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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