You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sponge bath it is.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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