Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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