he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
