in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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