On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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