I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Randomize