Me too!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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