yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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