Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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