i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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