Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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