I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm passing your future prison.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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