There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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