He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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