let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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