I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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