Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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