the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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