chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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