We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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