I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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