I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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