I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your cock deserves a montage
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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