She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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