i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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