At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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