Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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