Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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