You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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