it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think I sprained my soul last night
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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