Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Holy shit dude........stairs
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