It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE