okay pat passed out under dana's car
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.