It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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