I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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