whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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