physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Randomize
