But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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