Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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