Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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