I understand Curling. That high.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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