It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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