I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he puts the penis in happiness.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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