the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Randomize
