And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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