Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
In America we eat man semen.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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