Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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