belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He has the fingertips of a God
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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